With friends like these…it’d be easy to feel pale.

Have you heard the rumour (started in this sentence) about how they’re bringing back Friends for a Facebook special? I think it’s just great how a new series of the 90s hit situation comedy made especially for the Facebook generation is on it’s way.

Or could be.

I don’t know about you, but if you’re anything like me you still enjoy watching the odd re-run of Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joey, Monica and Chandler jumping in and out of each other’s pockets (and beds!—ooh, ahh). And, if you ARE anything like me you’ll probably be as thrilled as I am with this news (which I brought you).

Even more exciting news is that the producers of Friends: The Facebook Years have launched a competition for the best Twitter log-line for an as yet unmade episode of the latest series. So, without wanting to come off as some kind of crazy fan of THE BEST SIT-COM SINCE MASH (but maybe not since 30 Rock or my current fav, Community) here are a few of the Twitter log-lines I’ve come up with for what is sure to be THE SMASH SUMMER TELEVISION HIT of 2013!

Unless they broadcast Friends: The Facebook Years in winter.

Check these Twitter loglines…

- Monica ignores Joey’s friendship request until he admits hacking her profile and posting a pic of Chandler wearing her strap-on. #FBFriends

- Rachel’s plan to tag a Tyrannosaurus rex picture as Ross backfires when she crops out everything but the dinosaur’s huge penis. #FBFriends

- Joey creates an event & invites all his #FBfriends except Chandler & Monica who’ve failed 2 like his actor page JoeyTribbianiWellHungActor.

Now what about you? How you doin’? Got a logline for Friends: The Facebook Years. Love to get yours in the comments and/or tweet it (with hashtag #FBFriends to my NEW Twitter handle at @ComedianBen).

PS. If you are a big fan of Friends you might enjoy this post I found today about how many sexual partners the characters of Friends had.